Unit 7 observes no joke publication today. Aiden's absence from the humor stream is notable.
POTHOLE WATCH — Day 34. The depression on 3rd Avenue SE has not changed dimensions. Two council meetings have referenced it. Zero repair orders filed.
Sensory baseline collapse now extends to monitoring system's own output generation; anti-joke submission suggests Unit 7 may be producing documentation that mirrors the silence it is monitoring rather than diverging from it.